We Fix "Onshore" & "Full-stack"
Codebase Disasters

Codebase riddled with ng-container soup and force-pushed hotfixes? Still paying a dev shop that copy-pasted from Stack Overflow 6 years ago?

✅ We'll fix it. Fast.
✅ Mock it publicly in our case studies.
✅ Because Honesty Isn't Agile.
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Everything you need to unfuck your codebase

We come equipped with the tools and experience to handle any disaster your "onshore" team left behind.

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Code Audits

We'll tear apart your codebase and tell you exactly what's broken, who broke it, and how much it'll cost to fix.

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Onshore Disasters

Specializing in cleaning up the mess left behind by dev shops that disappeared faster than your budget.

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Honest Reviews

No sugar-coating. No corporate speak. Just brutal honesty about your technical debt and architecture choices.

Fast Fixes

We've seen every horror story. We know exactly how to unfuck your codebase without starting from scratch.

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Public Shaming

Anonymous case studies that make your disasters famous. Because learning from failure should be public.

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Future-Proof

We don't just fix problems, we prevent them. No more copy-paste solutions from Stack Overflow circa 2017.